Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Hello Insomnia, my old friend...

Firstly, it's 1 a.m. and i have been trying to sleep since 10 p.m.

Secondly, what's up with the large number of views to our profiles? Are there seriously people other than us reading the blog?

Thirdly, Emery tried to sign on to make a post, but stupid blog thingie wouldn't let him. Never fear, I will fix it! (or Kasie cuz she's better at that stuff)

Fourthly, I changed the subheading - do y'all like it? You can change it up and make it better. I thought we should describe what the blog is for.

Finally, why can't I sleep?!

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Hmmm...

Whenever I sign on here I feel as though I have something really brilliant to say. It's right there on the edge of my thought process. But no, there's nothing. Just your plain jane, average, run-of-the-mill words.

more words.

OK, at the risk of having this topic brought up again in mixed company, I gotta say I'm totally stressing about my hair. MY HAIR IS THINNING ON TOP!!! I just noticed this evil alien phenomenon a couple of weeks ago. You can see my scalp. WTF?! I'm 26...

Twentysix... According to the internet, which substitutes as my family physician in times of crisis or hypochondria, this hair loss could be stress related - a.k.a. law school related.

Or, it could be genetic and therefore permanent. I had one bald grandpa. No women in my family have ever had thinning hair, and they've used tons of chemicals on their hair.

If my hair doesn't come back in full force by the time finals are over, I will be forced to see a real doctor, buy rogaine, and wear a wig.

Actually I think I know where this is coming from. Rather than blame my wonderful ancestors for bad genes, I think I will blame the evil writing professor who is always a meanie. Should we call him Mr. Meanie or Hairstealer? Or, we could call him the worst thing to hit law school since the socratic method.

In case you are wondering... the answer is Yes, I do know that I sound five years old.

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I think I will try milk.

My sweet and wonderful girlfriend gave me a back massage and it totally didn't make me sleep.

i am going to try again to fall asleep,

wish me luck...

4 comments:

Bellamama said...

You're funny. I hope you fell asleep finally. Otherwise you are probably damn tired by now.

That would be awesome if other people are reading us. We would fall into the category of cool or are we just so messed up that we are entertaining?

Yes I love the new subheading.

A friend of mine, her husband has a stress disorder that makes him lose his hair. He's 22 and lost not only the hair on his head but his eyebrows, facial hair and some body hair. It's all patch-like. I can't remember what it is called that he has but it is stress related. Maybe that is what you have. The good news, it grows back when the stress goes away and with medicine.

Also, my mom has thinning hair since her early 30s but hers is genetic. It's kind of funny cause she has a receding hairline. But it's not funny cause she is embarrassed by it. She has bangs and layering to cover it up and thank fully she had a lot of hair to start with so it isn't noticable.

I have more blog to post so I must go!

PS let me know if you need help with Emory.

Bellamama said...

Does Mr. Meanie have anything else to make fun of, like a little head? Or gigantic oversized feet for his short, round, and stalky body?

A small penis? Mr. Weenie...

linda said...

Well, I *did* link to your blog on my blog, so maybe that's where your huge audience is coming from! All my adoring fans! HA. As if. I'm willing to bet it's the title. Hello, there are probably a thousand people a day doing a web search for that.

Bellamama said...

Thanks for linking to us Linda.